“Where Have You Gone, Charming Billy?” Breaking News

Breaking new just in, a new soldier that just entered the army has died. The young man known as Billy Boy was in his first war, and was a participant in a battle. The young soldier was shot in the foot which almost decapitated the whole thing. The fear of Billy Boy overcame him and he was frightened that he was going to die. Although it was just the soldier’s foot he was scared to death. Literally. Unfortunately the young soldier was so frightened it caused a heart attack. The heart attack was so intense the poor man past away. If you may join us to have a moment of silence to recognize this soldier and what he was about to do for our country.... Thank you.